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FREE SHIPPING Vintage "Vampire" Silver Choker Collar

$10.99

WAS $14

What's more 90's than chokers? A badass Vampire Slayer choker. OK so the triangle embellishments aren't QUITE vampire teeth, but it's still something we could totally see Buffy rocking.

* 17 inches long in total
* Fits those with small to medium necks best, as it was the very definition of "choker" for the plus sized members of Sheep Wolff, but always double check your measurements and allow for breathing room.
* Unique clasp [see photo!]

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Fitted NOT NORMAL T-Shirt White & Red

$16.5

Tired of saying "this is not normal" over and over? Wear it on a shirt instead.This shirt of the resistance is printed on either a white ($17.50) or a red ($19.00) soft fitted fashion, almost sheer, teeshirt. It runs small since it's fitted. Try our unisex option for a bagger fit if that's what you desire.

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Unisex NOT NORMAL T-shirt White & Red

$17

Tired of saying "this is not normal" over and over? Wear it on a shirt instead.This shirt of the resistance is printed on either a white ($17) or a heather red ($18.50) semi-fitted soft style unisex shirt.

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Flowy Sheer Grey Lace-Patterned Dress XLarge Grunge

$11.99

This dress can easily be worn as classy and feminine or sexy and ambiguous. It's got a short sheer layer of a kind of monochromatic lacy snakeskin pattern on top of an even shorter black slip that designed in such a way to get maximum sheer cleavage action. You can totally wear a cute (or not so cute) bra with this if you want because the slip hits almost right where the bra band will be! There's even small belt loops if you wish to belt it, although they're not noticeable if you go beltless.

Tag: Vanity, XL
Fits like: XL

Measurements: Bust (armpit to armpit)- 21.5, Waist (not stretched)- 16, Waist (stretched)- 20, Length- 38, Length of slip- 33.5

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Fitted "Ladies" Hawkeye NOT THE HAWKGUY Marvel

$18.48

The Kate Bishop & Clint Barton Hawkeye comics do a good job of crafting a world as sexist as the real world, I believe in an attempt to point out said sexism. Kate (a.k.a Hawkeye a,k,a The Princess of the Young Avengers) is regularly called Lady Hawkeye, Hawkette, Lady Hawkman, and even at one point just "female archer." Clint (also a.k.a Hawkeye) is mostly just called Hawkeye, although people do confuse him with The Iron Fist, but he does rock the title Hawkguy as his one "Hawkeye-But-Not" name versus Kate's six "Hawkeye-But-Not" names. Of course, this means Kate has to deal with "Lady Hawkguy" from time to time. She should really be Hawkeye and he should be Hawkguy.

She's Hawkeye, that one over there is the Hawkguy. Not Lady Hawkguy, not Hawkguy at all.

"Hawkeye...which one? You mean Lady--" "Hawkeye. Not the Hawkguy. Hawkeye."

This cute purple bullseye design with "Not the Hawkguy" handwritten type is printed on a soft, lightweight American Apparel "ladies" shirt which only means it will be a tighter fit than our unisex option. Check the sizing chart: http://tinypic.com/r/2gu0dft/9

We offer this shirt in 4 colors: white, heather grey (light grey), teal, and asphalt (dark grey). Some colors may be more expensive than others. We always use a white underbase which means that even on our asphalt color the dark text will still pop!

Shipping may take longer than our secondhand products as they are printed on demand, but it should never ever take more than 7 business days to get to you! Average is 3-5 business days.

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Unisex Hawkeye NOT THE HAWKGUY T-Shirt Marvel

$18.98

The Kate Bishop & Clint Barton Hawkeye comics do a good job of crafting a world as sexist as the real world, I believe in an attempt to point out said sexism. Kate (a.k.a Hawkeye a,k,a The Princess of the Young Avengers) is regularly called Lady Hawkeye, Hawkette, Lady Hawkman, and even at one point just "female archer." Clint (also a.k.a Hawkeye) is mostly just called Hawkeye, although people do confuse him with The Iron Fist, but he does rock the title Hawkguy as his one "Hawkeye-But-Not" name versus Kate's six "Hawkeye-But-Not" names. Of course, this means Kate has to deal with "Lady Hawkguy" from time to time. She should really be Hawkeye and he should be Hawkguy.

She's Hawkeye, that one over there is the Hawkguy. Not Lady Hawkguy, not Hawkguy at all.

"Hawkeye...which one? You mean Lady--"
"Hawkeye. Not the Hawkguy. Hawkeye."

This cute purple distressed bullseye logo with "Not the Hawkguy" in handwritten script is printed on a soft unisex American Apperal shirt on a choice of four colors: white, heather grey, teal, and asphalt. We print with an underbase so the design will pop on our one dark shirt, don't worry! Certain colors may be more expensive than others.

This shirt is a fashion cut softstyle unisex shirt, meaning it's bigger than our tight fit ("ladies" although we don't believe in gendered clothing) shirts but less baggy than a heavy weight shirt. If you want it to fit more like a boxy, roomier shirt consider sizing up. If you want it to fit more snug try our tighter fit offer! Here's the size chart to double check: http://tinypic.com/r/2qi4tq9/9

Shipping may take longer than our secondhand products as they are printed on demand, but it should never ever take more than 7 business days to get to you! Average is 3-5 business days.

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Classic Red Hipster Plaid Large Grunge

$9.89

A staple, a classic, a must-have! This is a lighter, more feminine spin on the classic plaid flannel: it's cotton, which means year-round grunge, and pearlescent buttons. It features a lil' strap to button up your rolled up sleeves to keep them in place!

Tag: XL
Fits like a: Large (It does technically fits the plus sized members of Sheep Wolff up to a 2X but does not button up for anyone with a XL and up bust)
Measurements: Length- 23.5, Front (armpit to armpit)- 18.6, Sleeve length- 24

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Colorful Vintage 80's/90's "Ugly" Sweater - Medium

$11.89

WAS $15

Keep the colder months goth while still rocking an obnoxious bright teal and magenta design! This goes great with unusual lip colors: black, dark purple, bright pinky-purple, blue, teal, black again, you get it.

*No tag, we assume it's acrylic
*See photo for a slight variation in the shoulder seam

*The general fit [check measurements!]: -Small: Oversized! -Medium: Comfy/Bit baggy -Large: -Comfy/Form-fitting -XLarge: Tight /short/sexy

*Measurements (laid flat): -Front(armpit to armpit): 22.5 -Length(shoulder seam to hem): 29.5 -Sleeve: 18 -Arm hole(Shoulder to armpit): 10.5

*It's a sweater, the knit isn't so tight that you absolutely can not see through it a tiny bit.

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Hawkeye NOT THE HAWKGUY Sleeveless T-Shirt Marvel

$17.5

This cute distressed bullseye design with the words Not the Hawkeye is printed on a white unisex Gildan sleeveless shirt. It's a heavier, more durable shirt than our other styles which means it's a baggier fit. It's a very typical unisex shirt, there's really no reason to size up.

Shipping may take longer than our secondhand products as they are printed on demand, but it should never ever take more than 7 business days to get to you! Average is 3-5 business days.

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Thick Snakeskin-Patterned Leggings XLarge

$7.89

These leggings are luxurious and sturdy to the touch. No matter you're size we can not see them falling down on the job. The waist boosts a thick piece of elastic that doesn't seem to be wearing out ANY time soon due to sheer quality. Despite this the legs are still soft soft soft!

The pattern is ambiguous, a bit snakeskin-like, a bit abstract, they're perfectly grunge and go with everything without being stark black&white. It's more cream & black-brown. Very neutral.

Slight pilling near the inner thighs.

Tag: Maurices' Plus Size 0
Fits best: Somewhere between a 12 and a 13/14, lower end of XL
Measurements: Inseam- 27.5, Waist- 14, Front rise- 9, Back rise-14

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Pastel Grunge "Oversized" Purple Plaid Button-Up

$10.5

WAS $14

This purple plaid is, like, the definition of grunge. It's so versatile! Tie it around your waist, wear it open, wear it with the sleeves rolled & buttoned up, wear it open & tied at the smallest part of your waist, wear it buttoned up. Slap some patches and buttons wherever you want and you're good to go!

Tag: 4 Plus
Fits like: 4X

Measurements (laid flat): Length (shoulder seam to hem)- 24, Front (armpit to armpit): 29.5, Sleeve: 23

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Reversible Low-rise Polkadot Jeans Large

$10.98

WAS $15

REVERSIBLE! Two jeans for the price of one! Never change jeans ever again, just flip 'em inside out! Or you can roll up the cuffs to add a bit of contrast to your outfit. One side is a solid medium wash and the other has faded dots, so it doesn't necessarily scream I'M WEARING REVERSIBLE PANTS. You're free to do so, of course.

Lowrise.
No tag.
Fits somewhere between a 12 and a 13/14.
Measurements (laid flat): Inseam- 29, Waist- 17 Front Rise- 9, Back Rise- 14

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"Crazy is Genetic" Orphan Black Shirt 2X

$6.99

WAS $10

For geek monkey fans or member of a slightly dysfunctional family (of clones or not). The "Orphan Black" copyright symbol is baaarely noticeable if you've never watched an episode in your life and just want to show off how batsh*t your family is.

Tag: 2X
Fits somewhere between a 1X & 2X
Measurements (taken flat): Length- 26.5, Front (armpit to armpit)- 20, Armhole- 7

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